Berkeley Story of the Week: Scientology

As I came out of my MCAT class, which by the way is another source of my self-hating Jewish complex (another story), I saw that there was a church of scientology right next door.  Weird, I thought, I didn't think scientology would be well received in Berkeley.

Then I noticed the half-smeared graffiti that they tried to remove from their door:  "Satanic Nazi Mind Control Destroyed the Planet"

The same guy would probably write that on a synagogue, but I still like it.